Friday, May 7, 2010

Children and Sugar

I hereby start this post by saying this "do not give them sugar" and even better "do not give them coffee".

It is a good day when the wind blows, the temperature is not too harsh, the food tastes good, the internet works and the people under 8 do not exist. it is an odd day when the wind dont blow and the children are awake and they have had sugar.

anyway doesnt really matter. all i want to say is............... never mind.

Monday, April 19, 2010

What's Going On With BB's

Blackberries have infiltrated Nigeria........

Legends speak of a time-displaced Blackberry came into the country hidden in the backpack of an unsuspecting diplomat in the 1920's. upon entering the country, its first act of business was travel many many miles over treacherous hills and haunted swamps to finally arrive at 'The Forbidden Forest'.
It will be said that in the many years that followed, the forbidden forest became darker and blacker and darker with tales of a tree so dark in its darkness that those who partook of the tree's black berries were cursed and never able to leave the forbidden forest for they all fell into a catatonic state, speaking in riddles of the great 'BBM' and the 'Ubertweeter"..... they all died eventually but over time, from their bones the first of the pearls was found.
This white pearl that was still a blackberry gave those who touched it a choice, the good and white 'SMS' or the dark 'BBM'. There has been only one who was able to resist the call of the BBM and this was because he wore an armor made from the shells of blackberries past.
By the 1960's the evil that powered the black tree that sprouted berries had been depleted, and color slowly returned to The Forbidden Forest. it seemed like all was well until they year 2007 when the black tree suddenly revived and shot out blackberries into the wild open world.

While this new berries were not as evil as their ancestors, they still had substantial mind altering powers, attaching themselves to the youth with promises of ending loneliness.
As of the time of this post, the entire family of the writer has been infiltrated and the writer is the last one standing because he was cursed with the White Pearl. The writer seeks a way to ..............


Culled from the Journals of Breezinstein J. Scythe (MIA.2010)

Sunday, April 18, 2010

I don't Know What Whuffies are but GDI (God Damn It) i want MORE!!!! MORE!!!!!

just yesterday, i found out that there was this thingy on the net called the whuffie bank, at first, i thought it to be something akin to a drug distribution website, but then i realized that i already had an account with them and all i had to do was login and see.
the annoying thing about this is the fact that i only have a whuffie salary of 30whuffies per month. WTH????
been checking around the net and cant really say i've found a way to increase my whuffies.


I f***ing want more WHUFFIES...... if you understand how it works, could you kindly give me Whuffies?
it just seems odd, looking at an account balance of sorts and have so little, it is not befitting of me.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The 17th of the 47th

twas a day unlike any other, the galtrons had just realized that their ansestors made a huge mistake crawling out of the oceans.

Now the galtrons had also just realized that they were the 4th smartest creatures on their little big planet, not only did their ego's plummet, their population went downhill because of the revoltion that was a certain outcome of the public learning that what they had just realized had been known by their government for over 71days.

The result of this drastic reduction in population was to be fully understood in the coming days because for some strange reason, the average IQ of the galtronian population more than doubled.

This now made the 2nd smartest creatures realize that they had now become the 3rd smartest. in an attempt to recreate the 'galtronian effect' their government ordered the execution of over a fifth of their population via a form of the famous earth game 'Russian Roullete'.

Unfortunately after the 'incident' they realized that they had slipped to being the fifth smartest on their planet. The lead scientist of the ones now called fifth was ordered to investigate the cause of the decline in intellect. This is not his story, rather this is the story of a kangaroo called Kang' Aroo...

Friday, December 4, 2009

What is the First Order of Business?

When things start out with a BANG? you usually ask yourself 'what the hell is going on?' Right?

Well the answer doesnt really matter because it has nothing to do with this rant.
I was reading an article on 10things not to tweet about [http://theoatmeal.com/comics/twitter_stop] right? then i realized that if i actually followed the guide, i wouldn't have anything to tweet about basically.

I mean 1.> Three Days Ago, I had Pizza For Breakfast
2.> Facebookers that dont move over to twitter dont know what they are missing #fact
3.> During my last class, i was tweeting till my battery was almost dead and as i tweeted that i wanted the lecture to end, the lecturer ended the class..... i was like OMG!?!?!?! Tweeter's Good
4.>well we all know that Twitter is like MAD, there are tweets that make you go '7w1773r 15 RULZZ'
5.> actually the little exercise i do again is to go out for chicken and chips and i think its enough
6.> Wow just realized that i dont have a pet, i think i get iPets or something like that
7.> When the Levitating Bananas Leave the Sea, the Green tailed Monkeys shall learn how to Fly else the world return to sand
8.> Nevermind that
9.> Ignore that as well
10.> wouldn't mind more followers by the way

The End? well doesn't really matter does it?

Monday, November 30, 2009

Just Trying to Rant About Stuff

First and foremost, to my fans but anyways sorry for not posting often
..........................rant rant rant rant..............i've got nothing to rant about............which probably means that life is peachy. Right?.................well i dont think so.
What i think is that having nothing to rant about means that you are not satisfied with the current state of things in your life but you dont know what you are not satisfied about.
or that you've got some serious issues and you dont know bout them, or maybe something you thing is nothing is giving you a whole lot of grief.

Back to my Rant
rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant..........oh yeah i found something to rant about.............
'COMBs'
yeah i want to rant about combs.
first why the hell do combs break so easily? huh?
second why do the ones that dont break so easily hurt your head? like having metal tips or something?
third why is it that when you 'borrow' another person's comb, it usually breaks in your hair or something like that?

well i'll tell you why

because of money
everything is because of money
CEOs of combmaking companies are like 'if we make them too durable, they will only by one in a lifetime, meaning we will be competiting with the other guys for a limited number of customers'

anyway feels nice having something to rant about
Laters

Monday, September 28, 2009

Memories of a time yet to come

Thinking about what is and what isn't has not always been a hobby of mine, however thinking in itself is one of my favorite things to do.
Over the last few weeks, i have come to the realization that what we think isn't probably is, but just not yet or what we think isn't probably was and still is somewhere.

Anyway what i was think about is how grossly greedy humankind is. no matter what we have or achieve, it is never good enough. Although the effects of this can be good at times but the disadvantages are quite annoying and potentially disastrous. Take weapons for example, projectile weapons are never perfect and research is always going on to 'improve' them.

But i digress. the main subject is the realization of where mankind could be if 'we all just got along'.
First and foremost, the issues of world hunger could be solved by a partial redesign of the Northern African deserts (picture a large scale greenhouse-like structure & genetically engineered plants designed to thrive on the harsh desert soil and decompose to re-fertilize the soil)
Second is the issues of war could be solved by an amalgamation of religious beliefs and also increasing the tolerance levels of the world population.
Thirdly crime rates could be drastically reduced or even negated by rethinking the value/reward system and also the concept of wealth. This is because money in its current state is a misappropriation of value although it drives the economy, the average person is groomed from birth to try to achieve monetary success. What i am suggesting is that instead of striving for monetary success, people should strive for economic liberation.

This and many more thoughts coming from the unpredictable and unique person (ME)